Spam

Oops - I failed to keep this secret and confidential. I guess that’s okay, because this guy can’t spell.

Date: Tue, 1 May 2012 14:30:30 -0700 [05/01/2012 04:30:30 PM CDT]
From: John Edward johnalersection2@hotmail.com
To: Undisclosed Recipients
Reply-To: johnsectionsection@qatar.io
Subject: [No Subject]

vew ur attached message about your funds details

Attention Pls,

My name is John Edward direct KTT Wire transfer. i believe you don�t know me before but after a serious thought, I decided to reach you personally this YEAR because I do not have anything against you, but your so called partners. I am the director of wire transfer/telex department FOREIGN AFFAIRS with (OAU) and ALL NIGERIA FOREIGN PAYMENT via wire transfer in collaboration with World Bank regards to debt payment.

Sometime ago your so called partner approached me through a friend of mine and requested that I assist him to fix your name as beneficiary for transfer deal. According to him, he wanted us to use the strategy to transfer a huge amount of us dollars by registering you as contractor or next of kin. / Inheritance. We agreed that once I did that, he will give me 40% of the total fund, 30% for YOU and 30% for himself. Having agreed on that i programmed your name on the payment computer as the legal beneficiary, after conclusion, your so called partners started playing pranks with me trying to double cross me, but they refused to understand that I can change the information without their notice.

Because of that i placed a stop order, call back the money and changed your payment (CODE) from the system, which made it impossible for you to receive the payment no-matter what you try. I am aware that they have been bribing some officials to get approvals to enable them receive the money but all efforts were to no success. Rather they keep demanding fees from you ON and ON. Is it not funny that a beneficiary is being asked to pay money while his fund is here? Well, this is the cause of the problem.

I got information that you are been told that your payment will come from offshore Bank. Bear in mind that your payment will NOT and you will NEVER receive any payment from any OFFSHORE, CENTERS AS FOLLOWS (LONDON, SPAIN, HOLLAND, DUBAI ETC ) again they told you that you will receive the money via consignment (BOXES) if I may ask, how do you expect that such amount should be brought to you cash?

NOW IF YOU WANT US TO WORK TOGETHER HERE ARE MY CONDITIONS.

(I) I will have 50% of the money and 50% for you because it is only two of us and you must keep off from every other person and keep it highly confidential and secret.

(ii) You MUST assure me that you will not betray me at last and my own share will be wired into the account I will provide or keep safe until when I arrive in your country for the sharing.

(iii) We can conclude the transaction with utmost SECRET and CONFIDENTIAL if you agree to adhere to my directives based on these conditions being acceptable by you, contact me immediately to enable us finalize all the arrangement.

As soon as we agree, i will perfect the arrangements on your behalf also update your fill to have a smooth transfer both now and after the money have got into your account.

If you do not agreed with my condition, i will advice you to forget about the funds because there is no way you can conclude the transfer without my notice, rather you will keep being deceived by impostors and being asked for more non existing fees. reply via my private mail johnEdward77@live.com

Regards
John Edward

Spam

Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2012 23:58:46 -0700 [01:58:46 AM CDT]
From: John Edward johnalersection2@hotmail.com
To: Undisclosed Recipients
Reply-To: JohnEdward98@live.com
Subject: [No Subject]

Attention Pls,

My name is John Edward direct KTT Wire transfer. i believe you don�t know me before but after a serious thought, I decided to reach you personally this YEAR because I do not have anything against you, but your so called partners. I am the director of wire transfer/telex department FOREIGN AFFAIRS with (OAU) and ALL NIGERIA FOREIGN PAYMENT via wire transfer in collaboration with World Bank regards to debt payment.

Sometime ago your so called partner approached me through a friend of mine and requested that I assist him to fix your name as beneficiary for transfer deal. According to him, he wanted us to use the strategy to transfer a huge amount of us dollars by registering you as contractor or next of kin. / Inheritance. We agreed that once I did that, he will give me 40% of the total fund, 30% for YOU and 30% for himself. Having agreed on that i programmed your name on the payment computer as the legal beneficiary, after conclusion, your so called partners started playing pranks with me trying to double cross me, but they refused to understand that I can change the information without their notice.

Because of that i placed a stop order, call back the money and changed your payment (CODE) from the system, which made it impossible for you to receive the payment no-matter what you try. I am aware that they have been bribing some officials to get approvals to enable them receive the money but all efforts were to no success. Rather they keep demanding fees from you ON and ON. Is it not funny that a beneficiary is being asked to pay money while his fund is here? Well, this is the cause of the problem.

I got information that you are been told that your payment will come from offshore Bank. Bear in mind that your payment will NOT and you will NEVER receive any payment from any OFFSHORE, CENTERS AS FOLLOWS (LONDON, SPAIN, HOLLAND, DUBAI ETC ) again they told you that you will receive the money via consignment (BOXES) if I may ask, how do you expect that such amount should be brought to you cash?

NOW IF YOU WANT US TO WORK TOGETHER HERE ARE MY CONDITIONS.

(I) I will have 50% of the money and 50% for you because it is only two of us and you must keep off from every other person and keep it highly confidential and secret.

(ii) You MUST assure me that you will not betray me at last and my own share will be wired into the account I will provide or keep safe until when I arrive in your country for the sharing.

(iii) We can conclude the transaction with utmost SECRET and CONFIDENTIAL if you agree to adhere to my directives based on these conditions being acceptable by you, contact me immediately to enable us finalize all the arrangement.

As soon as we agree, i will perfect the arrangements on your behalf also update your fill to have a smooth transfer both now and after the money have got into your account.

If you do not agreed with my condition, i will advice you to forget about the funds because there is no way you can conclude the transfer without my notice, rather you will keep being deceived by impostors and being asked for more non existing fees. reply via my private mail johnEdward77@live.com

Regards
John Edward

The high-tech redneck works on the patio with a standard wooden picnic table.

In this case, the high-tech redneck does web work, however, you may find this information helpful if you use a computer for working from home.

Equipment

• Laptop

  The laptop should be old. It should be the type of item you would get too upset about if it was suddenly destroyed by rain, or a malevolent bird or squirrel from above. It should work of course. Wireless is not necessary, since the patio is probably out of range anyway. A full-sized keyboard, mouse and mouse pad are recommended.

• Connections

  If you’re planning to work all day, you might as well have a power cord and a network cable. The older the power cord, the better. You should probably build the network cable, or request one from the office.

• Cushion

  Picnic tables don’t have cushions. It’s nice to have a cushion, so bring one out. A towel works well, too.

• Phone(s)

  You’ll want your cell phone and possible a cordless home phone so you don’t miss any calls, especially from the kids’ school, or your mother.

• Water

  Have a glass or bottle of water for drinking.

• Beach umbrella

  This serves three very important purposes. First, it keeps the sun off you, which is good for comfort and protection from the sun. Second, it shades the laptop screen, so you can see what you’re doing. Finally, the beach umbrella lets all your neighbors know that while they’re going into the office, you’re sitting in the backyard. Fold it up and cover it at night, or bring it in so it stays nice. A chunk of wood or bucket of sand might be good for standing the umbrella up. Be sure to make it easy to adjust, the sun moves (oh wait, the earth moves).

• LLBean Tote Bag

  Any large tote bag will do, but mine is from LLBean. It holds the computer, the mouse pad, keyboard and mouse, and makes it easy to move the computer stuff.

• Second computer

  This is actually a good practice, since you need a working computer. The second computer can be a desktop, indoors, or another laptop. This is a backup machine, so you don’t lose time due to equipment failures.

Best Practices

• Work

  You’re lucky enough to be outdoors. Work, just as if your boss was watching every keystroke (which is possible)

• Weather

  Choose the lowest temperature you’re comfortable at and work indoors as appropriate. Any form of precipitation should be avoided, unless you enjoy electrocution and broken equipment.

• Attire

  It is okay to wear a parka and a silly hat. If you can type with gloves, your temperature range may be extended.

• Animals

  Working outdoors is even better if you have some yard buddies. Be sure to give them a bowl of water and possibly some food outdoors.

• Bugs

  Bugs in your code, bugs in your hair, bugs on your clothes. Bug repellant may be a good investment. Watch out for ticks and mosquitoes.

• Nosy neighbors

  If you have nosy neighbors, prepare a collection of suitable excuses and fictional meetings and events to discourage them from extended visits. You’re working.

• Traffic and noise

  If there is a lot of background noise, you may have to stay indoors to make and take phone calls.

• Theft

  Remember the first item mentioned, don’t take the very finest equipment outdoors and then be surprised that it walked away.

• Security

  Don’t leave the computer unattended for more than a few minutes. Log out. Don’t leave the browser logged in to your online banking, or the list of all your account names and passwords on the desktop. If you’re using a wireless connection, secure the network as appropriate.

Spam

Date: Fri, 6 Apr 2012 07:16:19 -0300 [05:16:19 AM CDT]
From: BMW AUTOMOBILE training@the-body-shop.com.ph
Reply-To: barr.benduke@secretarias.com
Subject: ***SPAM*** Bmw New Year Promotions!!!

The Promotion Department
BMW Automobiles
22 Garden Close, Stamford,
Lincs, PE9 2YP, London
United Kingdom

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash Price of ?450,000.00
(four hundred and fifty thousand Great British Pounds) and a brand new BMW 5 Series
Car from International programs held on the 20Th September, 2011 in the United Kingdom.
Contact the verification department by providing your secret pin code xjunk26511 and
your Reference Number BMW:876876876/987.You are also advised to provide him with
the under listed informations.

1.Name in full.
2.Address in full.
3.Nationality & Present Country.
4.Age.5.Phone /Fax /Sex.
6.Email address.

Barrister Ben Duke,
Email: barr.benduke@secretarias.com
Once again congratulations.
Online Co-ordinator

Spam

Date: Tue, 20 Mar 2012 16:37:09 -0500 [04:37:09 PM CDT]
From: Medical Assistant Training Medical_Assistant@lesliemobilehomes.info
Subject: ***SPAM*** Medical assistant education information

A chance to learn how to heal others
A medical assistant program is more than just an education
Begin your education in healthcare
Could education be just what the doctor ordered
Does a future in a medical education program await?
Education in medical assisting
Education that’s just what the doctor ordered
Enroll in a medical assistant education program today
Feel better by earning a degree as a healthcare assistant
Find education for the medical assistant education you want
Find medical assistant education programs
Get information on medical assistant programs today
Get information on studying to become a medical assistant
Healthy education information inside
Is it your turn to help? Learn how you could study medical assisting
Learn about medical assistant education programs
Learn how you could help doctors, help patients
Learn how you could help others with medical assistant education
Learn how you could help to mend the world by studying to become a medical assistant
Learn how you could share your care as a medical assistant
Medical assistant education in your area
Medical assistant education information
Need a change? Think about medical assistant education
Open doors to your future, earn a medical assisting degree
Pursue your education in medical assisting
Search for information on an education in medical assisting
The resources you need to find healthcare education programs.
Want to learn more about the power to heal?
Your education as a medical assistant could start here.

Click this link to unsubscribe: h??p://junk.lesliemobilehomes.info/junkjunkjunkjunk