A rugged young woman rang the doorbell a few weeks ago.
She was selling some mysterious cleaning product, and was convinced I should buy it.
I got all excited when she promised it would do a nice job on the siding. I ran and got the hose so she could demonstrate, and as promised, this stuff did clean the siding.
Interested, but not thoroughly persuaded, I asked her how much it cost. “$69 for a gallon", she replied, and then showed me a little chart that clearly indicated this substance was an extremely cost-effective product.
I declined. The last guy who came to the door selling a cleaning product actually drank some of it, so, after she claimed it was very safe, I asked her to drink some. She declined.
In a last ditch effort to sell the stuff, she sprayed it on the front steps of the house, and scrubbed it off. When was the last time you scrubbed your front steps? She drew a smily on the window, with permanent marker and then wiped it away. Finally, she resorted to the “I need the money for college.”
No sale.
I still have plenty from the guy that drank it! And, his product works!