These are some of my favorite quotes. Other people may have thought of them, too - but I don’t know those people.
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There is no such thing as a non-stick pan.
Suntan lotion actually works like glue, it blocks the sun by allowing sand and dirt to stick easily to your skin.
The law of equal time: If you are in a line and you change to a different line, it will take you exactly the same amount of time to reach the service person as if you stayed in the original line. This is also true of alternate routes when traveling.
Everything you own, you have to take care of.
Live by your values, not by other peoples rules.
Chocolate is good for you.
Nothing is free.
Just because it doesn’t make sense doesn’t mean it’s a bad idea.
Creating something good, regardless of how, or why you do it, or what you make, will usually yield more good things.
Everyone should be treated with respect.
God is watching over me, and you.
Doing things the hard way is sometimes worth it.
Why can the vacuum cleaner eat an Oreo cookie, but not a pony bead?
Happiness is an appliance that does not need to be emptied.
Drive less, bike more.