Posted by mushrooms on Dec 08, 2009 in Global Toaster Awards
The Global Toaster Award
Given to characters who deserved to be recognized for their selfish behavior with respect to the environment.
- My neighbor, who would drive her 7th grade student 200 yards to the bus stop, miss the bus, and wait, with the engine running, so the kid could get on the bus as it stopped on the corner, 200 yards before it drove past their house.
- Same neighbor, who leaves her SUV warming up in the driveway every morning. Heaven forbid your fanny gets chilled!
- The guy across the street, who drives to a gym to play racquetball, but uses a home tractor with a grass catcher to pick up the leaves, instead of raking.
- Different neighbor who drives a massive SUV, possibly even a Hummer, and the license plate “NO$$$$$". No duh.
- The people that live behind me. They must have gasoline powered toothbrushes. Everything they do involves a small engine. Or a big one.
- Those that sit in the fire lane, with the engine running, waiting for someone to run into a supermarket to buy 4 items. Bagged in plastic.
There would be an image of the earth in a toaster oven, but I don’t have time. Later.